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	<title>Ewan&#039;s Corner &#187; humour</title>
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		<title>Ben Goldacre on the fascinating nocebo effect</title>
		<link>http://blog.ewanscorner.com/2010/08/ben-goldacre-on-the-fascinating-nocebo-effect/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 10:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ewan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I hadn’t seen Ben (of BadScience fame) speaking live – and wow was I missing out! He is one of the few speakers for which VLC’s awesome speed-up-without-changing-the-pitch feature is unnecessary – and he’s funny and interesting too! Watch his great Nerdstock outtake on the fascinating placebo (and nocebo) affects, with obligatory homeopathy back-slap included [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hoodwinkedcaffeinesquirrel.jpg"><img style="background-image: none; margin: 0px 5px 4px 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; padding-top: 0px; border: 0px;" title="hoodwinked-caffeine-squirrel" src="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/hoodwinkedcaffeinesquirrel_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="hoodwinked-caffeine-squirrel" width="66" height="75" align="left" /></a>I hadn’t seen Ben (of <a href="http://www.badscience.net/" target="_blank">BadScience</a> fame) speaking live – and wow was I missing out! He is one of the few speakers for which VLC’s awesome speed-up-without-changing-the-pitch feature is unnecessary – and he’s funny and interesting too!</p>
<p>Watch his great Nerdstock outtake on the <strong>fascinating</strong> placebo (and nocebo) affects, with obligatory homeopathy back-slap included – a cup of strong coffee beforehand is recommended :-) It’s properly outrageous.</p>
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<p>Or use <a href="http://keepvid.com/" target="_blank">KeepVid</a> to save the video locally as a high quality MP4 to entertain and educate your friends.</p>
<p>For more info on the placebo effect, the Skeptic&#8217;s Dictionary has a <a href="http://www.skepdic.com/placebo.html" target="_blank">good writeup</a>.</p>
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		<title>Gillian McKeith, a whiny, naggy, bony, seed pimp bitch</title>
		<link>http://blog.ewanscorner.com/2010/07/gillian-mckeith-a-whiny-naggy-bony-seed-pimp-bitch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 06:04:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ewan</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[(disclaimer: this post has very little value right now, It’s mainly a placeholder for future ramblings and rants) Gillian appears to have taken on Ben Goldacre of Bad Science fame – an ill-advised move if ever there was one – which was then followed by what seems to be a massive PR blunder on her [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>(disclaimer: this post has very little value right now, It’s mainly a placeholder for future ramblings and rants)</em></p>
<p>Gillian appears to have taken on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Goldacre" target="_blank">Ben Goldacre</a> of Bad Science fame – an ill-advised move if ever there was one – which was then followed by what seems to be a massive PR blunder on her behalf via Twitter (details recorded by JackOfKent and others – <a href="http://jackofkent.blogspot.com/2010/07/integrity-and-honesty-of-gillianmckeith.html" target="_blank">The Integrity and Honesty of @gillianmckeith</a>).</p>
<p>Quoting from Dara Ó Briain’s <a href="http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2240206095&amp;topic=4409" target="_blank">brilliant performance</a> at the Theatre Royal:</p>
<blockquote><p>“that hideous wench, that cow McKeith. Have you seen &quot;You Are What You Eat&quot;? Its hosted by a whiny, naggy, bony, seed pimp bitch who goes into     <br />the homes of morbidly obese people….</p>
<p>The bit that irritates me the most is the bullshit science she comes up with. However there is a science to nutrition, there is technical information that need to be gotten across. she just makes stuff up i think some bullshit about the different vibrational energies for food and different colours and all this yadda-yadda-yadda she might as well just say &quot;eat broccoli, because in it there live imps that will climb out of the broccoli and night and mine the fat off your arse”.</p>
<p>If you are what you eat, she&#8217;s eaten a fecking shrew&quot;</p>
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<p>And the best part of all &#8211; Ben’s post <a href="http://www.badscience.net/2010/07/and-then-i-was-incompetently-libelled-by-a-litigious-millionaire/">And then I was incompetently libelled by a litigious millionaire</a> contains this little gem of a tune by DogHorse: <a href="http://www.stablesound.co.uk/mp3/drgillian.mp3" target="_blank">DrGillian</a> (<a href="http://www.stablesound.co.uk/drgillian.php" target="_blank">lyrics</a>).</p>
<p><strong>Further reading</strong>:</p>
<ul>
<li>Wikipedia’s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillian_McKeith" target="_blank">main article on Gillian</a> – with mentions Ben and his highly recommended book <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Bad-Science-Ben-Goldacre/dp/0007240198" target="_blank">Bad Science</a></li>
<li>Wikipedia’s <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/You_Are_What_You_Eat" target="_blank">You Are What You Eat article</a>, notable for the controversy section</li>
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		<title>Code Hitman</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:15:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(via a colleague, circa 1996, original source unknown) “I&#8217;ve worked out what I want to be. I want to be a code hitman. I want to contract myself out to the highest bidder and get paid large sums of money to put hits on code. So basically, I get contacted through a secure channel and [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><em>(via a colleague, circa 1996, original source unknown)</em></p>
<p><a href="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/grosse.jpg"><img class="wlDisabledImage alignright" style="display: inline; border: 0pt none; margin-left: 4px; margin-right: 4px;" title="grosse" src="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/grosse_thumb.jpg" border="0" alt="grosse" width="244" height="171" align="right" /></a>“I&#8217;ve worked out what I want to be.</p>
<p>I want to be a code hitman.</p>
<p>I want to contract myself out to the highest bidder and get paid large sums of money to put hits on code. So basically, I get contacted through a secure channel and made aware of what contracts are on the table, then I decide which contract I&#8217;m interested in and I let the contractor know that I&#8217;m in. I get paid half up front and half when the job is done. I only use my own equipment, my own compiler and my own component libraries and I only handle the specific problem that I&#8217;m being paid for, no favours. I go in, I take ownership of the code, I locate the target, and I debug it, or even rewrite it if required. Once the job is done I leave, no questions asked and the other 50% is transferred to an offshore account specified by me. At no point do I get asked for documentation or a helpfile and I&#8217;m known in the industry only as &#8220;The Meerkat&#8221;.”</p>
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		<title>Children of Lesbians May Do Better Than Their Peers</title>
		<link>http://blog.ewanscorner.com/2010/06/children-of-lesbians-may-do-better-than-their-peers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 09:37:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Time – Study: Children of Lesbians May Do Better Than Their Peers The point of this post is not to debate the results of the study – while they are very interesting, the best part by far is the conservative response. I’ll simply quote Survivingtheworld.net who says it best in Lesson 669: &#160; I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>From Time – <a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1994480,00.html" target="_blank">Study: Children of Lesbians May Do Better Than Their Peers</a></p>
<p>The point of this post is not to debate the results of the study – while they are very interesting, the best part by far is the conservative response. I’ll simply quote Survivingtheworld.net who says it best in <a href="http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson669.html" target="_blank">Lesson 669</a>:</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lesson669.jpg"><img style="border-right-width: 0px; display: inline; border-top-width: 0px; border-bottom-width: 0px; border-left-width: 0px" title="Lesson669" border="0" alt="Lesson669" src="http://blog.ewanscorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/Lesson669_thumb.jpg" width="454" height="352" /></a> </p>
<blockquote><p>I don&#8217;t make these studies up &#8211; <a href="http://www.time.com/time/health/article/0,8599,1994480,00.html" target="_blank">I just make sure you&#8217;ve heard about them</a>. </p>
<p>Of course, science is always open for debate &#8211; if you&#8217;ve ever been at a scientific presentation, people will routinely ask questions about methods and analysis, and what the conclusions actually mean. In other words, debating science in comparison to other science. So what does the opposing side have to say about this study? Well, let me <a href="http://www.cnn.com/2010/HEALTH/06/07/lesbian.children.adjustment/index.html" target="_blank">quote the president of Concerned Women of America</a>: </p>
<p>&quot;You have to be a little suspicious of any study that says children being raised by same-sex couples do better or have superior outcomes to children raised with a mother and father. It just defies common sense and reality.&quot;</p>
<p>Ah, yes, common sense. Because nothing has driven society and science forward more than common sense.</p>
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		<title>Sir Ken Robinson on kids and learning</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 May 2010 06:10:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A fun and essential 16 minute watch for any parent IMHO – Ken Robinson’s May 2010 TED talk “Bring on the learning revolution!”: A few snippets which I like: And I was up in San Fransisco a while ago doing a book signing. There was this guy buying a book, he was in his 30s. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A fun and essential 16 minute watch for any parent IMHO – Ken Robinson’s May 2010 TED talk “<strong>Bring on the learning revolution!</strong>”:</p>
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<p>A few snippets which I like:</p>
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<li>And I was up in San Fransisco a while ago doing a book signing. There was this guy buying a book, he was in his 30s. And I said, &#8220;What do you do?&#8221; And he said, &#8220;I&#8217;m a fireman.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;How long have you been a fireman?&#8221; He said, &#8220;Always, I&#8217;ve always been a fireman.&#8221; And I said, &#8220;Well, when did you decide?&#8221; He said, &#8220;As a kid.&#8221; He said, &#8220;Actually, it was a problem for me at school, because at school, everybody wanted to be a fireman.&#8221; He said, &#8220;But I wanted to be a fireman.&#8221; And he said, &#8220;When I got to the senior year of school, my teachers didn&#8217;t take it seriously. This one teacher didn&#8217;t take it seriously. He said I was throwing my life away if that&#8217;s all I chose to do with it, that I should go to college, I should become a professional person, that I had great potential, and I was wasting my talent to do that.&#8221; And he said, &#8220;It was humiliating because he said it in front of the whole class, and I really felt dreadful. But it&#8217;s what I wanted, and as soon as I left school, I applied to the fire service and I was accepted.&#8221; And he said, &#8220;You know, I was thinking about that guy recently, just a few minutes ago when you were speaking, about this teacher,&#8221; he said, &#8220;because six months ago, I saved his life.&#8221; (Laughter) He said, &#8220;He was in a car wreck, and I pulled him out, gave him CPR, and I saved his wife&#8217;s life as well.&#8221; He said, &#8220;I think he thinks better of me now.&#8221;<br />
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</li>
<li>You know something? Human communities depend upon a diversity of talent, not a singular conception of ability. And at the heart of our challenges &#8212; (Applause) At the heart of the challenge is to reconstitute our sense of ability and of intelligence. This linearity thing is a problem. When I arrived in L.A. about nine years ago, I came across a policy statement, very well-intentioned, which said, &#8220;College begins in kindergarten.&#8221; No, it doesn&#8217;t. (Laughter) It doesn&#8217;t. If we had time, I could go into this, but we don&#8217;t. (Laughter) Kindergarten begins in kindergarten.<br />
</br>&nbsp;</br>
</li>
<li>A friend of mine once said, &#8220;You know, a three year-old is not half a six year-old.&#8221; (Laughter) (Applause) They&#8217;re three. But as we just heard in this last session, there&#8217;s such competition now to get to kindergarten, to get to the right kindergarten, that people are being interviewed for it at three. Kids sitting in front of unimpressed panels, you know, with their resumes, (Laughter) flipping through and saying, &#8220;Well, this is it?&#8221; (Laughter) &#8220;You&#8217;ve been around for 36 months, and this is it?&#8221; (Laughter) &#8220;You&#8217;ve achieved nothing, commit. Spent the first six months breastfeeding, the way I can see it.&#8221; (Laughter) See, it&#8217;s outrageous as a conception, but it attracts people.<br />
</br>&nbsp;</br>
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<li>And he [W.B. Yeats] says, &#8220;I&#8217;ve got something else, but it may not be for you.&#8221; He says this: &#8220;Had I the heavens embroidered cloths and wrought with gold and silver light of blue and the dim and the dark cloths of night and light and the half light, I would spread the clothes under your feet; but I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; tread softly because you tread on my dreams.&#8221;<br />
</br>&nbsp;</br><br />
<strong>And every day, everywhere, our children spread their dreams beneath our feet. And we should tread softly</strong>.</li>
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<p>Full interactive transcript and more details available on the <a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/sir_ken_robinson_bring_on_the_revolution.html" target="_blank">TED site</a>. On the subject of parenting, Julia Sweeney&#8217;s <a href="http://www.ted.com/talks/julia_sweeney_has_the_talk.html" target="_blank">talk &#8211; about &#8220;the talk&#8221;</a> &#8211; will also appeal to most parents :-)</p>
<p>Ken’s bio: <a title="http://www.ted.com/speakers/sir_ken_robinson.html" href="http://www.ted.com/speakers/sir_ken_robinson.html">http://www.ted.com/speakers/sir_ken_robinson.html</a></p>
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		<title>So lame it&#8217;s funny (and if you don&#8217;t get it, you&#8217;re not old enough)</title>
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		<title>Kulula &#8211; flying 101. Brilliant.</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Jan 2010 19:27:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Kulula&#8216;s paint work for their new Boeing 737-86N (January 2010). Another image &#8211; a great closeup of the detail on the left tail section. Not your average boring airline. All images matching a search for Kulula on jetphotos.net. Posted from Ewan&#8217;s posterous]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/ewanm/lcqoCzbDmixdEEwsEEJnIJaaudimIhdGvaGHozxBhqJxkcjpGyrBencnpwrA/media_httpimages3jetp_JIEkx.jpg.scaled1000.jpg"><img class="alignleft" style="margin-left: 5px; margin-right: 5px;" src="http://posterous.com/getfile/files.posterous.com/ewanm/lcqoCzbDmixdEEwsEEJnIJaaudimIhdGvaGHozxBhqJxkcjpGyrBencnpwrA/media_httpimages3jetp_JIEkx.jpg.scaled500.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="341" /></a><a href="http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?aircraft=-2&amp;airline=Kulula.com&amp;country=-2&amp;photog=-2&amp;category=-2&amp;year=-2&amp;keywordrange=all&amp;keywordlimiter=2&amp;keywords=&amp;sort=1&amp;genre=1&amp;size=-2&amp;mainsearch=search&amp;displaymode=1&amp;display=15"></a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.kulula.com/" target="_blank">Kulula</a>&#8216;s paint work for their new Boeing 737-86N  (January 2010).</p>
<p>Another image &#8211; a <a href="http://www.jetphotos.net/viewphoto.php?id=6762764&amp;nseq=0" target="_blank">great closeup</a> of the detail on the left tail section.</p>
<p>Not your average boring airline.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.jetphotos.net/showphotos.php?aircraft=-2&amp;airline=Kulula.com&amp;country=-2&amp;photog=-2&amp;category=-2&amp;year=-2&amp;keywordrange=all&amp;keywordlimiter=2&amp;keywords=&amp;sort=1&amp;genre=1&amp;size=-2&amp;mainsearch=search&amp;displaymode=1&amp;display=15">All  images matching a search for Kulula</a> on jetphotos.net.</p>
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		<title>SA Anthem &#8211; What are you doing Ras?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:32:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Quote of the Year?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:12:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Chemical Pollution Destroying Masculinity, not Humour</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Dec 2008 09:14:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As usual the comments are the best part of today&#8217;s Slashdot coverage of a new study claiming that &#8220;A host of common chemicals is feminizing males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people&#8220;: On behalf of my fellow males I&#8217;d like to say: &#8230;shit Polygamy? Most man can hardly tolerate [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As usual the comments are the best part of today&#8217;s Slashdot <a href="http://news.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/12/07/2144240">coverage</a> of a <a href="http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/its-official-men-really-are-the-weaker-sex-1055688.html">new study</a> claiming that &#8220;<span style="font-style: italic;">A host of common chemicals is feminizing males of every class of vertebrate animals, from fish to mammals, including people</span>&#8220;:</p>
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<p style="margin: 0px 0px 1em; padding: 0px;">On behalf of my fellow males I&#8217;d like to say:</p>
<p style="margin: 0px 0px 1em; padding: 0px;">&#8230;shit</p>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Polygamy? Most man can hardly tolerate one wife!</span>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">You think tolerating multiple wives is difficult, try more than one mother in law!<span style="color: #333333; font-family: arial; line-height: normal;"> </span></span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">No you wouldn&#8217;t, because you can only have sex so many times in a given day. The rest of the day you&#8217;d have to put up with female whining &#8212; which is bad enough when it&#8217;s just coming from <strong>one</strong> of them.</span>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Two words: Coolidge Effect</span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #555555; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">women are complex, emotional creatures who need a whole lot of care and feeding</span>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Oh come on, your wife isn&#8217;t that fat.</span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">On the behalf of my fellow males I&#8217;d like to say:<br />
<br style="margin: 0px; padding: 0px;" />&#8230;wait a minute, that dress is for sale? brb</p>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Finally an excuse for my weak body, small penis and my interest for tea. And sadly my limited interest for breasts.</span>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">You need an excuse for being British?</span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Hey, the British are completely obsessed with breasts (that&#8217;s why The Sun sells so many copies a day). As for the other bits, it&#8217;s 51 degrees N and the central heating is dodgy, so lack of exercise, shrinkage of extremities and interest in hot drinks are natural.</span></li>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">Not only is it destroying our masculinity, but it&#8217;s making my nails really dirty and I&#8217;ve just had them done :(</span></li>
<li><span style="color: #555555; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">I can drink longer, fight harder, shout louder and piss further than any other man in the Yukon, and anyone who doesn&#8217;t believe me can step outside!</span>
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<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; font-style: italic; line-height: 20px;">&#8220;He&#8217;s a Lumberjack and he&#8217;s OK&#8230;&#8221;</span></li>
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<li>Is one of those chemicals&#8230;. named Oprah?</li>
<li><span style="color: #111111; font-family: -webkit-sans-serif; line-height: 20px;">What this really means is that us old guys have bigger dicks than you nelly boys. Now get off my lawn, pansy.</span></li>
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